Post by unknown on Dec 27, 2012 22:27:51 GMT 1
[It's late at night. A young teenage couple have decided to spend some quality time together, and so Scott the charming young jock has taken his innocent sweetheart Janet in his father's Cadillac. He parks the car on a secluded mountain top overlooking the city lights. This area was the popular make-out point for most teenagers of their age. With the car overlooking the city lights, the two cuddled together with the radio in the background. But then Janet overhears a report of a strange sighting nearby. She begins to have second thoughts as Scott switches the radio off.]
Scott: Come on baby, what's up?
Janet: Did you hear that? I think something might be lurking around here...
Scott: If anyone's out there I'll take care of them don't worry.
Janet: I don't know Scotty, something about this doesn't feel right...
Scott: Relax will you? Everything's going to be fine...
[Scott and Janet resume courting in the car, until suddenly Janet hears an irregular rustle outside.]
Janet: Did you hear that?
Scott: Don't worry. It's just the wind.
Janet: Oh Scotty, maybe we shouldn't...
Scott: Just relax. I'm here to protect you aren't I? Don't worry, nothing's going to happen to us...
[Suddenly the side window on Scott's side shatters. Scott and Janet recoil in fear. A pair of hands reach in from outside and grabs Scott by the shirt. Janet screams and scrambles to the backseat as Scott is pulled through the window. Scott struggles to free himself, but it is futile. He finds himself on his knees in the mercy of a mysterious masked individual, who stares at him with a deranged look.]
Scott: Who...who are you?
??: Oh, you didn't know?
Scott: What?
??: I'm a limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun!!
Scott:
??: And what's your name?
Scott: ...my...my...my name...is...
??: It doesn't matter what your name is!!
[He suddenly throws Scott onto the hood of the car. He climbs up and pulls him back to his feet before giving him a Rock Bottom through the front window. Janet screams as the masked figure emerges from the glass and gives her an eerie glare. He begins to approach her, but she manages to open the back door. She runs off into the dark woods behind them in fright as the masked man steps out of the car and watches her as she disappears into the darkness.]
??: Damn!!
[He then turns around and looks down at the view. He begins a strange walk down the path as he appears to be heading towards Queens Boulevard.]
[Inside Elks Lodge on that same night, an elderly janitor is sweeping up with Bobby Darin playing on a stereo in the corner. He seems tired and overworked as he lets out a long yawn. As he passes a window however, he notices a masked individual with his face and hands pressed against the glass. His breath is steaming up the glass. The janitor stares at him for a moment before rushing to the door.]
Janitor: My goodness!
[The poor man believed that this individual needed help. He unlocked the back door to let him in. He does so, but he completely blanks him. The mysterious man instead makes his way towards the hall, where the MCCW arena is currently being set up. He jumps onto the canvas, where the rope have not been set up. He looks around, staring into the vacant seats as the janitor finally and slowly steps into his view.]
Janitor: Are you okay young man?
[The masked man then suddenly focuses his attention on him. He jumps off the ring and approaches him with a determined look in his delusional eyes.]
??: Master Class Championship Wrestling?
[The janitor reluctantly nods.]
Janitor: Yes...that's here in a few days time...
??: Cayden King?
Janitor:
??: Me? Number one! Cayden King? Hacktui!!
[The masked man spits on the floor as the janitor now begins to look terrified.]
Janitor: ...yes...
??: And Shogun? Whatcha gonna do brother? Whatcha gonna do when I run wild on you!?
Janitor: ...uh huh...
??: And Princess? Cami Paige, know your role and shut your mouth!!
[He steps back as the janitor grips his broom as if he was frozen on the spot.]
??: And that's the bottom line cuz Unknown said so!!
[And with that, he darts back down the hall and out the back door into the unknown. The janitor is speechless as he stares out the door. Finally he locks the door and resumes sweeping up, shaking his head in disbelief as his music fades out.]
Janitor: Bloody hoodlum. What's this generation coming to?
The End?