Post by Storm Killer on Dec 6, 2012 4:31:22 GMT 1
[Scene opens up to "The Dynamic Dragon" Dynamo Crunch in a weight room with a couple other people and he seems to be lifting at least 80-100 pounds. After about 20 reps,he sets the barbell down,grabs his towel,sits up and begins to talk]
Ya know,I never expected I'd be taking on a foreigner in a tournament. Lets see,in your profile you can barely speak english and I don't speak Albanian but my fists do. These bad boys just love to talk by knocking any heels around that need a lesson in respect from me in the back of the locker being one of the biggest good guys here in MCCW.
[DC bangs his fists together as if crushing a bug between them]
But more on the match. I've had plenty of experiance in tournaments. Got eliminated in the semi-finals after a great Hardcore match. I kinda got a burn scar somewhere on my back but it has faded over time. In another tournament,made it to the finals,nearly got pinned but my friend helped me but in final decision got DQed making the other guy win. But in this tournament Endri,you'll be one of the first people to be eliminated. Not me,you. The Albanian Heel Loser. With the moves I've been learning,you probably won't last very long. The most complex of suplexes,cutters,and powerbombs,you won't last more than 15 minutes in that ring with me like back in MPW at the pre-show of UnCivil War when I owned the match against Jared Reynolds!
[Flashback occurs as DC drives Reynolds into the mat with his hold finisher,the Xplosive Driver and pinning Reynolds for the 3. DC chuckles to himself and slings the towel over his shoulder and drinks some of his water before continuing to talk.]
But anyway,you just better hope you don't get crushed by my Spinning Spinebuster,or as I like to call it,the Crunchitizer. Then after I pick you up,maybe a Spinning Elevated Powerbomb dropped into a Sitout Facebuster I like to call the Dynamic Spike or a Chokeslam Lift dropped into a Reverse STO I like to call the Dragon Crusher. Either way,you're going down Endri. You may be powerful,but lets face it,I am the stronger one. The good guy,as in this case me,will be more superior than you Endri. By the way,your're Back Suplex Cutter,you didn't innovate that,someone else did who was hardly recoginized and you're trying to take the credit away from them by saying you innovated that when you didn't. You only want to take the credit for moves that are hardly seen and say,"Oh yeah,that move,I innovated that!". But it probably won't sound like that,it'll probably sound like "Dink dong derk dergen ashma ayeeeee!
[DC just shakes his head.]
Anyway,I'll be seeing you at Premature Beginnings and by the end of the match,you'll probably be able to up your English level because you'll probably over hear the commentators saying what the moves are and then before you can repeat it,another move in a flash. Before every oppurtunity to repeat what the commentator said,you'll be lifted up into the air and slammed again into the canvas where you'll be crying out in pain in either Albanian or that little bit of English you got which is probably screaming out "OW!". Believe me Endri,I may be young,but I am powerful. I am stronger,I am better than you and there's not a damn thing you can do about that!
[DC begins packing his dufflebag]
Only place where you're going to is the Dragon's Lair where you're get crushed,battered,creamed and wrecked. By the time it's over,you won't feel a thing because you're butt kicked so much around the Lair that you won't remember who you are but a wrestler who lost to young talent. I've been in many promotions of wrestling and I plan to make a mark here in MCCW. I plan to win,I plan to beat the living hell out of the heels who disrespect us guys who are trying to have a good time in this promotion by giving it our best. You heels hardly try. All you do is dirty work by growing your nails to rake our backs,rake our eyes,poke us in the eye,a claw south of the border. So Endri,I got a donkey for you,a cactus as you're seat where you'll sit and ride off into the sunset in the highest octave as possible. But most of all,you're gonna get CRUNCHED! I will be the NEXT! MCCW WORLD CHAMPION BABY!
[DC spreads his arms out in pride and then throws them up making two pyros go off in the backround as he grabs his dufflebag and leaves the gym and off to his car.]
Fade to black...
Ya know,I never expected I'd be taking on a foreigner in a tournament. Lets see,in your profile you can barely speak english and I don't speak Albanian but my fists do. These bad boys just love to talk by knocking any heels around that need a lesson in respect from me in the back of the locker being one of the biggest good guys here in MCCW.
[DC bangs his fists together as if crushing a bug between them]
But more on the match. I've had plenty of experiance in tournaments. Got eliminated in the semi-finals after a great Hardcore match. I kinda got a burn scar somewhere on my back but it has faded over time. In another tournament,made it to the finals,nearly got pinned but my friend helped me but in final decision got DQed making the other guy win. But in this tournament Endri,you'll be one of the first people to be eliminated. Not me,you. The Albanian Heel Loser. With the moves I've been learning,you probably won't last very long. The most complex of suplexes,cutters,and powerbombs,you won't last more than 15 minutes in that ring with me like back in MPW at the pre-show of UnCivil War when I owned the match against Jared Reynolds!
[Flashback occurs as DC drives Reynolds into the mat with his hold finisher,the Xplosive Driver and pinning Reynolds for the 3. DC chuckles to himself and slings the towel over his shoulder and drinks some of his water before continuing to talk.]
But anyway,you just better hope you don't get crushed by my Spinning Spinebuster,or as I like to call it,the Crunchitizer. Then after I pick you up,maybe a Spinning Elevated Powerbomb dropped into a Sitout Facebuster I like to call the Dynamic Spike or a Chokeslam Lift dropped into a Reverse STO I like to call the Dragon Crusher. Either way,you're going down Endri. You may be powerful,but lets face it,I am the stronger one. The good guy,as in this case me,will be more superior than you Endri. By the way,your're Back Suplex Cutter,you didn't innovate that,someone else did who was hardly recoginized and you're trying to take the credit away from them by saying you innovated that when you didn't. You only want to take the credit for moves that are hardly seen and say,"Oh yeah,that move,I innovated that!". But it probably won't sound like that,it'll probably sound like "Dink dong derk dergen ashma ayeeeee!
[DC just shakes his head.]
Anyway,I'll be seeing you at Premature Beginnings and by the end of the match,you'll probably be able to up your English level because you'll probably over hear the commentators saying what the moves are and then before you can repeat it,another move in a flash. Before every oppurtunity to repeat what the commentator said,you'll be lifted up into the air and slammed again into the canvas where you'll be crying out in pain in either Albanian or that little bit of English you got which is probably screaming out "OW!". Believe me Endri,I may be young,but I am powerful. I am stronger,I am better than you and there's not a damn thing you can do about that!
[DC begins packing his dufflebag]
Only place where you're going to is the Dragon's Lair where you're get crushed,battered,creamed and wrecked. By the time it's over,you won't feel a thing because you're butt kicked so much around the Lair that you won't remember who you are but a wrestler who lost to young talent. I've been in many promotions of wrestling and I plan to make a mark here in MCCW. I plan to win,I plan to beat the living hell out of the heels who disrespect us guys who are trying to have a good time in this promotion by giving it our best. You heels hardly try. All you do is dirty work by growing your nails to rake our backs,rake our eyes,poke us in the eye,a claw south of the border. So Endri,I got a donkey for you,a cactus as you're seat where you'll sit and ride off into the sunset in the highest octave as possible. But most of all,you're gonna get CRUNCHED! I will be the NEXT! MCCW WORLD CHAMPION BABY!
[DC spreads his arms out in pride and then throws them up making two pyros go off in the backround as he grabs his dufflebag and leaves the gym and off to his car.]
Fade to black...