Post by Dream Shqiptare on Dec 18, 2012 17:32:45 GMT 1
The scene fades to an overview shot of a crowded room where a press conference is already being held. Sitting along a long table on the stage are a short number of individuals, but most worthy to be noted is the tallest individual of the group who sat in the middle of them. This bald-headed figure has a stern look on his face, leaning on the table with an aura of boredom as he breathes away from the microphone in front of him. This man is none other than Endri Salihi, the MCCW debutant who will be competing in his first match ever in the United States in the debut show of MCCW. A number of reporters in the front row of the crowd are anxious for their voices to be heard. The sophisticated man sitting next to the Albanian Dream finally picks a reporter from the crowd.
"Endri Salihi. In a matter of days you will be taking part in your first official match here in the United States of America. I'm sure that this will be a historic moment in your professional career, one that will probably determine the fate of the rest of your career. Do you feel that you are ready to take your career to the next level?"
The man turns around and whispers in the ear of the Albanian Dream. With a snicker, Endri replies as the man translates his answer to English.
"Unë nuk e kuptoj pyetjen tuaj. Çfarë do të luftojnë në Shtetet e Bashkuara të Amerikës kanë të bëjnë për të ndihmuar me të arritur nivelin e ardhshëm në karrierën time? Unë kam pushtuar tashmë skenën evropiane mundjes, dhe nuk ka asnjë dyshim se unë do të shkoj për të pushtuar skenën e mundjes në Amerikë. Asnjë mundës amerikan ka kurrë konkuruan kundër sërën e Endri Salihi. Unë nuk kam asnjë nivelet për të arritur, sepse unë jam tashmë në krye të lojës sime."
"I'm afraid Endri doesn't understand your question. He asks how does competing in the United States of America make him reach the next level in his career? He has already conquered the European wrestling scene, and there is no doubt that he will go on to conquer the wrestling scene in America. He feels that no American wrestler has ever competed against the likes of Endri Salihi. He says that he has no levels to reach because he is already at the top of his game."
The reporter follows up with another question.
"I'm sorry, by the next level I meant you competing in a much higher platform. Your first match here in the United States will be for a promotion called Master Class Championship Wrestling. Are you at least a little bit nervous about competing for a show that the entire wrestling world will be watching?"
The translator whispers into Endri's ear again. This time he bursts with a chuckle as he answers.
"Ajo nuk ishte befasi që një promovim mjeshtri do të shfaqë Dream shqiptare në shfaqje e saj të parë. Por pse duhet të jem nervoz? Unë mund të rrahur ndonjë mundës amerikan pa marrë parasysh kush është ai. Nervat janë për të dobëtit. Pa marrë parasysh se sa njerëz do të shikuar, unë premtoj për të shkatërruar kundërshtarin tim të parë në Shtetet e Bashkuara dhe të vënë të gjithë vendin në njoftim."
"Endri Salihi says that it was no surprise that a promotion with the word master in its name would feature the Albanian Dream in its first show. He also asks why should he be nervous? He is confident that he will beat any American wrestler no matter who it is. Nerves are for the weak. He says that no matter how many people will be watching, he promises to destroy his first opponent in the United States and put the entire country on notice. Now please, next question."
The reporter sits down as the others wave their hands looking to be chosen next to ask a question. At random the translator picks out a female reporter from the front row.
"Endri Salihi, in your first match here in the United States, you will be facing another up and coming star in the country, Dynamo Crunch. I don't know if you have noticed but this young man has already made a few comments leading up to your match against him..."
The translator suddenly signals for her to stop as he whispers in Endri's ear. The crowd remains silent as Endri whispers back into the translator's ear. He nods his head and turns back to the reporter.
"Endri Salihi has informed me that he is not concerned with the likes of a young child..."
Endri continues to whisper in his ear as he continues to speak.
"...he says that this young boy thinks that Endri needs to be taught a lesson in respect while he ignorantly mocks the Albanian language. He thinks that this young boy should go back to school before getting himself hurt. He says that this young boy has no idea what he is getting himself into, and it doesn't matter whether he is a good guy or a bad guy, this is not some entertainment show, MCCW is a wrestling show, and Endri Salihi is a wrestler, which is more than can be said about this young boy..."
Endri smirks confidentally as he signals for the translator to stop.
"Ëndrra shqiptare do të shkatërrojë kokë dinamik kar. Ha ha!"
He laughs as the female reporter continues.
"Okay...well, he also claims that your signature move, the Jashtë Bordit, was not innovated by you as you yourself have claimed. Any comments?"
Endri seems furious as he whispers back into the translator's ear.
"Endri asks what does that little punk know anyway? He can't even decide what moves he wants to use! If he knew anything about wrestling then he would have known that Endri Salihi is the only man in wrestling that does that move. He also says that it is better than that chokeslam reverse STO that he desperately calls a move, or that powerbomb-into-sitout facebuster that he thinks that he made up himself, or whatever move he claims to be his own this week. That child is just jealous because he is too stupid, uneducated and physically incapable of coming up with a unique move for himself. And that goes to show you the difference between the two. While Endri Salihi will proudly represent MCCW as the master that the promotion deserves, that ignorant infant will continue to slum in the lower cards for that reason. Nothing about him is unique, nothing about him is individual, nothing about him is creative, and he is a disgrace to the wrestling business. Endri Salihi will take pleasure in dismantling this rookie and sending him back to nursery school where he belongs."
Endri Salihi shares an inside joke in his native language with the translator as well as his trainers present at the conference. The female reporter then suddenly steps in and interrupts them.
"Umm...excuse me...excuse me I have just one more question...for you Endri Salihi. Umm...Dynamo Crunch also went on to say..."
"I'll say!"
Everyone suddenly turns silent as Endri Salihi finally stands up and speaks for himself. Everyone stares at him as he leans forward towards the microphone in front of him. He speaks in English with a slow Albanian accent.
"Dynamo Crunch...ha...what a joke. You think you're stronger? No, I'm stronger. You think you're tougher? No, I'm tougher. And you think you're better? Ha! I will make you cry...like the little boy that you are."
With that said, Endri slaps the microphone away and storms off the stage. The crowd of reporters are buzzing as the rest of the trainers leave the stage and follow him. Quickly only the translator is left on stage, trying to restore order in the conference.
"Umm...I'm sorry but Endri Salihi will answer no further questions. This conference is over..."
The translator then darts off the stage in pursuit as the crowd of reporters try to catch them. Endri disappears through a door as the reporters continue to crowd them. Inside this empty room, Endri's agent suddenly steps forward and addresses his client.
"Endri, great speech. You really got them pumping out there, this match is going to blow the roof off this place!"
"You think I kid?"
"Uhh...well, I'm sure that you'll do well, and I'm sure you have what it takes to beat..."
An angry Endri Salihi suddenly grabs his agent by the throat and gives him a menacing glare as the agent struggles for breath.
"I WILL beat Dynamo Crunch...and I WILL destroy him!"
The agent nods desperately as Endri relinquishes his hold and thrusts him against the wall. The agent bends forward gasping for air as Endri leaves through the fire exit.
"Endri Salihi. In a matter of days you will be taking part in your first official match here in the United States of America. I'm sure that this will be a historic moment in your professional career, one that will probably determine the fate of the rest of your career. Do you feel that you are ready to take your career to the next level?"
The man turns around and whispers in the ear of the Albanian Dream. With a snicker, Endri replies as the man translates his answer to English.
"Unë nuk e kuptoj pyetjen tuaj. Çfarë do të luftojnë në Shtetet e Bashkuara të Amerikës kanë të bëjnë për të ndihmuar me të arritur nivelin e ardhshëm në karrierën time? Unë kam pushtuar tashmë skenën evropiane mundjes, dhe nuk ka asnjë dyshim se unë do të shkoj për të pushtuar skenën e mundjes në Amerikë. Asnjë mundës amerikan ka kurrë konkuruan kundër sërën e Endri Salihi. Unë nuk kam asnjë nivelet për të arritur, sepse unë jam tashmë në krye të lojës sime."
"I'm afraid Endri doesn't understand your question. He asks how does competing in the United States of America make him reach the next level in his career? He has already conquered the European wrestling scene, and there is no doubt that he will go on to conquer the wrestling scene in America. He feels that no American wrestler has ever competed against the likes of Endri Salihi. He says that he has no levels to reach because he is already at the top of his game."
The reporter follows up with another question.
"I'm sorry, by the next level I meant you competing in a much higher platform. Your first match here in the United States will be for a promotion called Master Class Championship Wrestling. Are you at least a little bit nervous about competing for a show that the entire wrestling world will be watching?"
The translator whispers into Endri's ear again. This time he bursts with a chuckle as he answers.
"Ajo nuk ishte befasi që një promovim mjeshtri do të shfaqë Dream shqiptare në shfaqje e saj të parë. Por pse duhet të jem nervoz? Unë mund të rrahur ndonjë mundës amerikan pa marrë parasysh kush është ai. Nervat janë për të dobëtit. Pa marrë parasysh se sa njerëz do të shikuar, unë premtoj për të shkatërruar kundërshtarin tim të parë në Shtetet e Bashkuara dhe të vënë të gjithë vendin në njoftim."
"Endri Salihi says that it was no surprise that a promotion with the word master in its name would feature the Albanian Dream in its first show. He also asks why should he be nervous? He is confident that he will beat any American wrestler no matter who it is. Nerves are for the weak. He says that no matter how many people will be watching, he promises to destroy his first opponent in the United States and put the entire country on notice. Now please, next question."
The reporter sits down as the others wave their hands looking to be chosen next to ask a question. At random the translator picks out a female reporter from the front row.
"Endri Salihi, in your first match here in the United States, you will be facing another up and coming star in the country, Dynamo Crunch. I don't know if you have noticed but this young man has already made a few comments leading up to your match against him..."
The translator suddenly signals for her to stop as he whispers in Endri's ear. The crowd remains silent as Endri whispers back into the translator's ear. He nods his head and turns back to the reporter.
"Endri Salihi has informed me that he is not concerned with the likes of a young child..."
Endri continues to whisper in his ear as he continues to speak.
"...he says that this young boy thinks that Endri needs to be taught a lesson in respect while he ignorantly mocks the Albanian language. He thinks that this young boy should go back to school before getting himself hurt. He says that this young boy has no idea what he is getting himself into, and it doesn't matter whether he is a good guy or a bad guy, this is not some entertainment show, MCCW is a wrestling show, and Endri Salihi is a wrestler, which is more than can be said about this young boy..."
Endri smirks confidentally as he signals for the translator to stop.
"Ëndrra shqiptare do të shkatërrojë kokë dinamik kar. Ha ha!"
He laughs as the female reporter continues.
"Okay...well, he also claims that your signature move, the Jashtë Bordit, was not innovated by you as you yourself have claimed. Any comments?"
Endri seems furious as he whispers back into the translator's ear.
"Endri asks what does that little punk know anyway? He can't even decide what moves he wants to use! If he knew anything about wrestling then he would have known that Endri Salihi is the only man in wrestling that does that move. He also says that it is better than that chokeslam reverse STO that he desperately calls a move, or that powerbomb-into-sitout facebuster that he thinks that he made up himself, or whatever move he claims to be his own this week. That child is just jealous because he is too stupid, uneducated and physically incapable of coming up with a unique move for himself. And that goes to show you the difference between the two. While Endri Salihi will proudly represent MCCW as the master that the promotion deserves, that ignorant infant will continue to slum in the lower cards for that reason. Nothing about him is unique, nothing about him is individual, nothing about him is creative, and he is a disgrace to the wrestling business. Endri Salihi will take pleasure in dismantling this rookie and sending him back to nursery school where he belongs."
Endri Salihi shares an inside joke in his native language with the translator as well as his trainers present at the conference. The female reporter then suddenly steps in and interrupts them.
"Umm...excuse me...excuse me I have just one more question...for you Endri Salihi. Umm...Dynamo Crunch also went on to say..."
"I'll say!"
Everyone suddenly turns silent as Endri Salihi finally stands up and speaks for himself. Everyone stares at him as he leans forward towards the microphone in front of him. He speaks in English with a slow Albanian accent.
"Dynamo Crunch...ha...what a joke. You think you're stronger? No, I'm stronger. You think you're tougher? No, I'm tougher. And you think you're better? Ha! I will make you cry...like the little boy that you are."
With that said, Endri slaps the microphone away and storms off the stage. The crowd of reporters are buzzing as the rest of the trainers leave the stage and follow him. Quickly only the translator is left on stage, trying to restore order in the conference.
"Umm...I'm sorry but Endri Salihi will answer no further questions. This conference is over..."
The translator then darts off the stage in pursuit as the crowd of reporters try to catch them. Endri disappears through a door as the reporters continue to crowd them. Inside this empty room, Endri's agent suddenly steps forward and addresses his client.
"Endri, great speech. You really got them pumping out there, this match is going to blow the roof off this place!"
"You think I kid?"
"Uhh...well, I'm sure that you'll do well, and I'm sure you have what it takes to beat..."
An angry Endri Salihi suddenly grabs his agent by the throat and gives him a menacing glare as the agent struggles for breath.
"I WILL beat Dynamo Crunch...and I WILL destroy him!"
The agent nods desperately as Endri relinquishes his hold and thrusts him against the wall. The agent bends forward gasping for air as Endri leaves through the fire exit.
